Red Bull Cola tastes like sour monkey ass. I vetoed this stuff as a staple in the Stomach Of Doom Cake a long time ago. Why waste time on it when Red Bull the original gives me all I need without the shitty monkey ass cola taste?
Wonder how much of this shit I would have to drink to get a cocaine buzz? Probably a shit load and my breath would stink like monkey ass for years. Still, it makes you think does it not?Better stock up on this crap just to be safe. Until they announce measurable amounts of Meth in regular Red Bull this may be as close as I ever get to illegal drug use.
Or it could just be a big scam to get stupid people like me to buy up the remaining cans of this crap before they stop making it.
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7Up used to really have Lithium in in. That was the "Up" part of it.
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