Things you do not want to hear on a Saturday afternoon:
Oldest daughter to my wife: "After our nap, when you and daddy are talking in the den, we are going to crazy it up around here."
Oldest daughter to me a bit later: "I am loco and we are going to crazy it up later, after my nap"
There is a reason I lock my bedroom door and keep a knife handy at night. My oldest is starting to scare the hell out of me and she is not even four years old yet.
8 hours ago

3 Servings of Doom:
Dude, I'm tellin' ya; you ain't seen nuthin' yet. Just wait 'till she hits 12....
What kind of crap do you and the Misses let your kids watch on TV????
Your little ones are going to be hell on wheels.
Mrs C - Hope things are good with you. Teen/puberty are my wife's duties. I am not involved. Trust me on this
LB - I blame it on Handy Manny. Disney is evil.
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